Rock my health

Comment by Dr. Rock on April 26, 2009 at 9:34pm

OK. Stay calm, take two aspirin, drink two heavy doses of VJ (vodka and OJ), and spin the following discs:

Little Feat, Feats Don't Fail Me Now ("Rock & Roll Doctor")
Pink Floyd, Animals ("Pigs - Three Different Ones")
The Beatles, White Album ("Piggys")
Black Sabbath, Paranoid ("War Pigs")
Procul Harum, Grand Hotel ("Bringing Home The Bacon")
Rolling Stones, Beggars Banquest ("Dear Doctor")
Steely Dan, Katy Lied, ("Doctor Wu")
Thompson Twins, Into The Gap ("Doctor! Doctor!)

Follow my instructions and call me in the morning. BTW, any home remedies proposed by others are perfectly acceptable. Anyone want to chime in?

The Doctor

Comment by Anthony Dicembre on April 26, 2009 at 11:03pm

Haha I love it!

Comment by ralph partlow on April 27, 2009 at 6:31pm

Well played, Doc Rock. Thank you for the prescription.

Here's another chance to exercise your PHD in swing. If I am forced by the swine flu to go to the bunker, at an undisclosed location deep in the Great Smokey Mtns., what three albums should I take to satisfy my jones in each of the following:

60s/70s southern rock

truck driving music

bluegrass.

RVP

Comment by Dr. Rock on April 28, 2009 at 5:26pm

A patient dares challenge The Doctor? I love this stuff.
Your emergency survival kit (or backyard bombshelter) should be packed (stocked) with plenty of SoCo and the following:

Allman Brothers Band, At The Fillmore East (1971) - Top 5 all-time best live albums!
Lynyrd Skynyrd, Street Survivors (1977)
Gov't Mule, The Deepest End (2003)

Commander Cody and His Lost Planet Airmen, Hot Licks, Cold Steel & Truckers' Favorites (1972)
Gram Parsons, Grievous Angel (1973)
Road Music: 23 Truckin' Hits (1994)

I'll need to consult my medical journals for your bluegrass syndrome.

Comment by PinkFloydFan on April 28, 2009 at 5:44pm

Swine flu requires War Pigs by Black Sabbath to fight those viruses coming from Mexico.

Comment by Dr. Rock on April 28, 2009 at 5:46pm

Before too long someone will ask about remedies for East Asian bird flu. And what about mad cow disease?

Comment by ralph partlow on April 30, 2009 at 9:01pm

Thanks Doc Rock; hope that a little flex of the music muscle helps keep you in tip top shape. Hopefully, I'll be able to meet up with the 23 Truckin Hits covergirl on my way to the bunker. When I pull over to offer her a lift, what should I have playing on the Escalade's sound system?

Comment by Dr. Rock on April 30, 2009 at 9:57pm

"Come On Over Baby, I'm All Alone." (But maybe that was a lyric line, not a song title!)

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